Answer:
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Well, he was my first real boyfriend. He was mexican and slightly tall. Thick all the way through with big eyes. Dark hair that he kept short at the time and an immature sense of humor. Played video games and fucked up school.
The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
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| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
ACCURATE
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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Send me one.?
| Virgin: | Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to. |
| Disney: | Which Disney character are you most like? |
| Future: | Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life? |
| iTunes: | Top 10 favorite songs? |
| Turn: | Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to? |
| Tattoo: | What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them? |
| Skirt: | If you could learn any dance style, which would it be? |
| Cinema: | List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking. |
| Post: | If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be? |
| Years: | Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school. |
| Vinyl: | Top 3 favorite albums? |
| Blog: | What's something you've learned from having your blog? |
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch
^FUCK
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